eye check up anyone?

I was going through my resumes today when somebody tells me i have a call. I answer and this person tells me she's from a eye specialist company.


Eye specialist representative: Hi maam, is this Ara?
Me: yes? what can i do for you?
ESR: This is (name), i'm calling for (company name). We were wondering if you'd be interested in availing of our free eye check up?
Me: ummm.. which company are you calling?
ESR: The Picture Company po located sa Robinson Equitable Tower.
Me: Are you sure? Cause we're not located there.. how'd you get my contact?
ESR: We called po your ####### and ms. beth po said to ask you.
Me: you mean ms. beta?
ESR: ah opo.
Me: ah okay. so what this about?
ESR: well yun nga po, our eye specialist will be in Robinson Equitable Tower po kasi sa monday so baka pwede po kayong daanan na rin.. you might want to have a free eye check up for you and your staff. Assessment lang po, no commitments.
Me: ah, pero kasi hindi nga kami sa Robinson Equitable Tower, nasa Jollibee Plaza po kami.
ESR: ay... wait lang po... oo nga, Jollibee Plaza nga po! pasensya na! naduling po ako!
Me: naku! baka kayo po yung may kelangan ng eye check up!

this absolutely cracked me up!

I couldn't concentrate after she said that.

no one was game so we never did avail of the free eye check up. oh well at least she brightened up my day!